"Why don't you just sod off" (07/03/2010)
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2010
January 28th > Wheres My Hairdryer?
December 18th > Wow How did you find us ? Mossad
December 8th > Mr Sprout you are sentenced to be boiled until mush
December 28th > So far we have found 10m of the 25m pounds the company lost last year
November 20th > hrumph what cowboy put that in
November 12th > Please don't close your account how will we carry on without you?
September 22nd > Here is one I grew earlier
August 7th > Are we nearly there yet
August 27th > Mice on lookout for serial killer at large
June 13th > Government Cuts
June 6th > football fans world cup expectations by nationality
June 23rd > I wear a blue tie, you wear a yellow tie, that way no one gets confused
May 9th > We can't have people criticising Bradman
May 3rd > Three Margherita pizzas with extra worm toppings, pronto!
May 18th > Hows this for a debt interest payment Mr Brown
April 28th > How about if I agree to push the trolley on the plane
March 21st > I was listening to the prime minister I yawned so much my mouth won't close
March 7th > Why don't you just sod off
March 21st > Don't think we can just buy a new earth boss
February 7th > Monday Never quite as bad as you think it will be
February 30th > Awkward ways to file your tax return 43:Printed Morse
January 10th > Thank you for my mammoth wool jumper grandma
2009
January 27th > Please have your boarding pass and pants ready
December 19th > Penguins Dancing
December 14th > Great Uncle Hectors Funeral went off with a bang
December 6th > Ha ha This is the best will I have ever read
December 31st > Batnav
October 26th > ahh the clocks going back governments gift to us lightbulb salesmen
October 16th > I say Tarquin is that an oiky mallard in our lake ?
October 28th > This is not what I ordered
September 21st > Grave For Sale Plentiful Local Amenities
September 13th > Remember dear, Humans are not just for christmas
September 7th > Thank you superfly
September 30th > Pass this test and we will allow you to continue teaching our child
August 17th > I don't know whats wrong with his heart but he has got rhythm
August 11th > Little known escape plan using natural gas
August 2nd > all the rest of my family cracked eventually
August 20th > New idar never bump into things while using your phone again
July 12th > Has that lady eaten too many carrots
July 30th > This is glass children only the smarter among you will ever understand this concept
June 20th > TURKEY-O-MATIC
June 14th > Flower 347D ... tick
June 8th > Sir Bug embarks on first circumnavigation of human jumper
June 1st > We are agreed then North Korea is overtired and should be sent to bed
June 25th > Sounds like a job for SUPER FLY!
May 16th > Take us to your Mechanic
May 4th > Speedy Midwives speed up that delivery
May 26th > We need reassurance about your Star Wars knowledge
April 12th > I do not know anything about it I was not there, but here is my expenses claim
April 6th > North Koreans demonstrate their missile technology
April 28th > Present from Your Mother in Law
March 22nd > On your best behaviour tonight darlings we have a date
March 15th > Ancient Springtime Rite in the Uk
March 8th > How Google Works
March 23rd > Economic Decision makers formulate a new Plan
February 15th > In the Jury Room
February 8th > Credit Crunch
February 2nd > Has anyone have any idea how to get us out of this mess
February 24th > Sick rise up and walk again on inauguration of Barack Obama
January 18th > How do I know they've calculated my Debts right
January 11th > Where are babies going to come from now?
January 4th > Competitive Dad says: if you keep growing like this you'll be six foot by the time your 7.
2008
January 28th > Where to next then?
December 14th > Nuclear Baby
December 7th > Sheila's been feeding the cat kangaroo again
December 30th > His first words were "Jørn Utzon"
November 16th > Mens washing machine
November 8th > Now all we have to do is catch our post holiday cold
November 26th > Can It Kill You?
October 21st > People find me much less menacing in my new trousers
September 20th > I put everything into my cookery
September 7th > This is my collection of ex-husbands
September 1st > Percy gets a schock
September 24th > This is our camouflage department good aren't they?
August 23rd > Percy the Pigeon
August 10th > Interview Panel
August 3rd > Reporting Priorities
August 28th > Oh look ptolemy's vomit is pantone 409u!
July 17th > Do you wat to make a deposit?
July 15th > Another great hole by Mauricio Mole
June 1st > Bomb Equation
June 26th > Just a bit more oil, and we will have you out of there, Sire
May 17th > Do I look like an idiot?
May 20th > Prescot policy production
April 12th > Meths Sir?
April 23rd > Wow it is windy today
March 16th > Travel, been there seen that
March 10th > I keep having nightmares about chips
March 26th > No sausages for 400 miles
February 18th > Fly funeral - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
February 10th > Scan-o-matic
February 20th > Why, have you planted grandma?
January 8th > Flying Birth
January 1st > Why do your favourite clothes wear out fastest
2007
January 22nd > Ho Heave!, Hic Hic!, Hee Hee!
December 17th > Thankyou for sharing that with the group Brian
December 2nd > Plant a mobile phone, grow a tree
December 25th > Heart bypass
November 20th > The runner in lane two seems to be lacking focus
